1. Lose the 2020 presidential election by a margin you called “a landslide” when that same margin was in your favor in 2016.
2. Sue to overturn the election results in sixty court cases. Lose fifty-nine of them by failing to provide any evidence in your favor. Win one on a technicality, still with no evidence.
3. Claim you won the election anyway, due to “massive voter fraud” for which no one can find any evidence, despite multiple recounts and investigations by your own supporters.
4. Pressure state officials, governors, and legislators to overturn the election results in their states, although there is no legal way for them to do that. Threaten their lives, positions, and families.
5. Claim that voting machines, the US Postal Service, and a dead, foreign dictator conspired to interfere with the election, based on no evidence whatsoever.
6. Send slates of unelected “electors” to enter the Electoral College by force and cast illegal votes for you. When police repulse them, claim the Electoral College is partisan.
7. Appeal the election results to the Supreme Court, twice. Lose both appeals, even though six of the nine Justices are of your party, and three are your own appointees.
8. When challenged on national tv to order your paramilitary followers to “stand down,” tell them instead to “stand by,” a military term meaning, “remain ready for action”. Urge them to come to Washington on January 6, 2021 to stop Congress from certifying the election.
9. Accuse the winner of stealing the election. Accuse your own Vice President of treason and call for his lynching when he refuses to throw out legitimate Electoral College votes. Claim it was his refusal, not your attempted coup, that caused the January 6 Capitol riot, which you did nothing to stop for six hours.
10. When a fourth recount, funded by your party and unabashedly partisan, officially reports that you lost the election in Maricopa County, Arizona, and that there was no fraud, swear the report actually said the opposite. Accuse every news media on earth of misreporting the results.
11: Cost your party their Senate majority by boycotting two special elections. Threaten to boycott the next two general elections unless your party supports all your lies, claims, and accusations.
12: Drive away your most powerful supporters in your own administration, the House and Senate, the US Supreme Court, the military, and the governors and legislatures of all fifty states, for being “inadequately supportive” of your outrageous, autocratic tactics. Because. You’re. A. LOSER!